No Se Habla Taxes
Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast where real talk meets real numbers. I’m Melissa: CPA, fractional controller, solo practice owner, and your no-fluff financial translator.
Every other week, I get brutally honest about what it’s really like doing my own bookkeeping (yes, even the meltdowns) so you don’t have to learn the hard way.
If you’re an early-stage founder, creative entrepreneur, or service-based solopreneur doing your own books in QuickBooks Online, or avoiding them entirely, this show is for you.
No Se Habla Taxes is part confessional, part crash course, and 100% judgment-free. We’ll tackle bookkeeping basics, DIY accounting tips, tax-time readiness, and the mindset shifts that actually move the needle in your business.
Because while no se habla taxes… yet… we're about to change that, one reconciled bank statement at a time.
Let’s dive in.
Episodes
Year-End Panic Mode
The Subscription Graveyard
Bank Feed Betrayal
Budgeting with Feelings: How FOMO Blew Up My Budget
“Your Business is Not Your ATM: How I Pay Myself (and Why It Matters)”
"Distributions, Temptations, and That Sneaky Credit Card Clock"
“Autopay or Bust: How I Stopped Chasing Invoices”
The App That Fixed My Billing Chaos (and Might Save Yours Too)
“Why I Stopped Dodging Credit Card Fees (and You Might Too)”
Oops! That was personal - Cleaning Up Comingled Expenses